[x] - You like cheese.
[x] - You hate peanuts.
[x] - You agree that this quiz is random.
[x] - You have farted today.
[x] - You have choked on something.
[x] - You are a writer.
[.] - You smoke. (ew)
[x] - You like to swim.
[x] - You have farted more than once today.
[x] - You like ice cream.

TOTAL SO FAR = 9

[x] - You have lied more than 10 times.
[.] - You are an only child.
[x] - You have more than 3 pets.
[x] - You prefer water to other drinks.
[.] - You are an alcoholic.
[x] - You are under 20 years old.
[.] - You are over 30 years old.
[x] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
[x] - You like jewelry.
[x] - Your favorite music genre is rock. (mwahahaha)

TOTAL SO FAR = 15

[.] - You weigh more than 140 lbs.
[x] - You like pirates.
[x] - You like anime.
[x] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something. (greenday ^.^' )
[.] - You take a prescription drug every day.
[.] - You have a job.
[x] - You live with your parents.
[.] - You like to eat eggs. (baby chickens much?)
[x] - You have a religion. (I don't know if I do or not...not a typical one, guess. But I do believe in something.)
[x] - You dress stranger than other people. (sometimes :3 )

TOTAL SO FAR = 21

[.] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks.
[x] - You have eaten something odd before.
[.] - You are bad at math.
[.] - You love electronics.
[x] - Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week.
[x] - You believe in aliens. (What are the chances that in all the galaxies and planets and universes ONLY OUR PLANET has life? Zactly.)
[x] - You play video games.
[x] - You have low self-esteem.
[x] - You carry a purse. (depends where I am. Can't very well drag one out on the farm, now can I?)

TOTAL SO FAR = 27

[x] - You like flowers.
[.] - You are bisexual or homosexual.
[.] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio.
[x] - You have used tarot before.
[x] - You believe in ghosts.
[.] - You think *The-Fun-Group is awesome. (I don't know it?)
[.] - You like =Fotus9's horoscopes better than *An-Unsure-Thing's. (don't know either of them)
[.] - You thought today's funny saying was really funny. (which was?)
[.] - You have gotten one of the daily riddle's right. (I think I just don't do these things)
[x] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight. (I grew up with two guys, and the cousins I get on with are all male...see where'm gettting?)

TOTAL SO FAR = 31

[x] - You like fire.
[.] - You have fainted or passed out before. (very near though)
[.] - You have a high school diploma.
[.] - You live in America.
[.] - You use hand sanitizer a lot.
[x] - You consider yourself a nerd.
[.] - You have tried chewing tobacco.
[.] - You are a conspiracy theorist.
[x] - You sleep in the nude.
[x] - You daydream frequently.

TOTAL SO FAR = 35

[x] - You have imagined yourself being famous.
[x] - You own a stuffed animal.
[x] - You like watermelon.
[.] - You live in Europe.
[x] - You have a fetish for something.
[x] - You fidget a lot.
[x] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.
[.] - You won't re-post this quiz.
[.] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one.(UNfortunately)
[x] - You have a brother.

TOTAL SO FAR = 42

[x] - You can cook well. (depends what though)
[x] - You like to party. (take or leave it, but fun if I do)
[x] - You are a bad dancer.
[.] - You are a professional dancer.
[x] - You have crossed paths with a black cat.
[x] - You have a friend that you think is crazy.
[x]- You have under 10 good, close friends.
[x] - You are anticipating your answer to this quiz.
[x] - You have ran away from something.
[.] - You have watched the movie: "Slingblade".

TOTAL SO FAR = 50

[x] - You like to mix soft drinks together.
[x] - You have done an odd experiment.
[x] - People have stared at you oddly in public.
[.] - Your grandmother(s) are still alive.
[.] - You have a step-mom or dad.
[x] - You hate to be tagged.
[.] - You have been a member to dA for under 3 months.
[.] - You have a dA subscription.
[x] - Your hair is brown.
[x] - You love to eat candy. (Minty mmm. chocolate is better!)

TOTAL SO FAR = 56

[x] - You have dressed up for Halloween.
[x] - You love cats.
[x] - You have a quirky personality.
[.] - You are a coffee addict. (ask me in three years)
[x] - You live near a body of water. (does a river count? There's horeke harbour too, I guess)
[x] - You have had a toothache.
[x] - You currently have to go to the bathroom.
[x] - You like reading others' answers to "What would you do?".
[.] - You are a vegetarian/vegan. (again, ask me in three years)
[x] - You use the term: "Epic Fail". ( a LOT)

GRAND TOTAL = 65


I am a fortune cookie. WOO I tell the future! And I...taste good? O.o -snicker-


0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = Stalker.
32 = Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili.
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = Pedophile.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.
45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
53 = Mammary gland.
54 = A moose humping a guardrail.
55 = An illegal immigrant.
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = Sexy as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = Sweat.
71 = Naughty nymphomaniac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = Horny toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future porn star.
87 = Unnatural disaster.
88 = Statistical database.
89 = Genital lice.
90 = Rocket launcher.
91 = Ruby vomit.
92 = Maggot.
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.
94 = Pudding.
95 = A gravy train.
96 = Santa Claus.
97 = Paris Hilton's big toe.
98 = Decaying insect corpse.
99 = Blood bank.
100 = Freak of nature and humanity